Performance Review

Listen, when I jumped on the table wielding a fluorescent lightbulb ripped from the ceiling and screamed “I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT MY CHAINS!”

What I meant was, “Performance reviews make me nervous...”

“May this lightbulb represent my bright future at this company...”

“You bourgeois pig-fucks.”

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Short story written by Peter Chiykowski

Story prompt taken from a photo by Leon

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