Never Have I Ever

Now that we're all tipsy from the warm-up round, let's get to the good stuff:

Never have I ever invited all my neighbours to a dinner party and put sodium thiopental truth serum in every drink.

Just me? How embarrassing!

Fine, new game. It's called "Which one of you fuckers ran over my dog?"

Bob, you look nervous. I'll start with you.

...

Short story written by Peter Chiykowski

Story prompt taken from a photo by Ben Rosett